FIRST PLACE!!!! Beer anyone?
Second place!
That's not right!
Neither is this...
Or this.
Now this is funny!
Happy Halloween!
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Best Halloween Costumes
Or this.
Now this is funny!
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Worst Costume idea....EVER!
Mildred and Albert Swanson have been arrested in Finley, Alabama due to complete idiocy and bad judgement. The District Attorney agreed that although there is no law that states someone can be arrested for bad judgement these two need to be behind bars at the least to save their son from years of therapy.
In what has to be the stupidest idea for a Halloween costume the Swanson's thought it would be funny to dress there son up as a terrorist:
People throughout the community are shocked and for the child's sake the parents will be prosecuted. As part of their punishment all of the candy in their home will be given away on October 31st.
Do to disbelief no more will be written about this incident.
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Pole Vaulter sets new record...by accident
In the much anticipated release of the 2009 Guinness Book of World Records the record of the year went to David Valhume of West Dover, Massachusetts. Each year Guinness gives out one special award for a World Record that is set by accident. The given title of this record is, "World Record set for negative distance in Pole Vault." Not only did Valhume receive the award but he created a new category for The Book at the same time. The category that was created is listed in The Book under "Records broken when the opposite results occur." The small print excludes any situations that have been planned so all entries would have to be accidental, unplanned situations.
Many have felt that this is a move by the publishers who have seen a steady decrease in interest for the Book of World Records and that this is a desperate attempt to gain attention to increase sales. Many also feel that this will start a trend where many will try and 'stage' record attempts and people may get hurt. This was quickly revealed as a growing issue when the following video was found:
Luckily no one was hurt.
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AllTop Adds The Brain Twinkey Zone!
Just a quick thanks to the folks at AllTop.com for adding the Brain Twinkey Zone to their website. AllTop is what they say is an online magazine rack. Using a feed they display your website/blog name and the last few entries as a description/link for readers to easily travel from blog to blog by a post; pretty cool. Check them out at www.alltop.com and if you want to have your blog posted there send a request to info@alltop.com. I wrote them a letter describing my blog and why I would like it posted on their site. A couple of days later I received a submission thank you email and a couple of days after that I was approved!
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Sarah Palin caught using a stand in look-alike
Since the 1993 movie titled "Dave" about a temp agency owner who's uncanny resemblance to the President of the United States has him stand in when the President falls ill, many have wondered if look alikes have ever really been used. Many conspiricy theorists have made claims for decades regading this but none were ever proven true....until now.
The conspiricy theorists began their attack on Governor Palin when it seemed from interview to interview you never knew who you were going to get. From her explosive intoduction speech, to her disasterous Katie Curic interview, to a well preparred debate. It was almost too obviouse that something was amiss.
It turns out there is a reason: Palin has been using a stand in.
It took several experts to notice the differences between the two (see above photo)! It has now been verified that the woman on the left is the real Sarah Palin while the woman on the right is the double. Even more shoking is all of the evidence points to the fake Palin being the one who appearerd at the Palin introduction speech as well as who attended the Vice Presidetial debate.
The real Palin did the Curic interview.
When this information was uncovered many thought this was the primary reason that Palin keeps refusing to appear on unscheduled interviews, especially the Today Show. The real reason that was uncovered is that Palin is affraid to talk to Katie Curic again in fear Curic might uncover the truth. We have to now assume Palin is even more out of the loop then anticiapted as Curic has not worked for NBC in quite some time.
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New "Funny-Bone" Discovered
Not everyone is familiar with the Ulnar Nerve unless it is referred to by its more familiar name the 'Funny Bone'. Yes it's true; the funny bone is not a bone at all. The Ulnar Nerve is the largest unprotected nerve in the human body. Hitting it just right is not 'funny' at all; as many know it can be quite painful. It now seems that there is another unprotected nerve in the body that until recently had not been an issue. "The Milnar Nerve can be affected in a very similar way as with the Ulnar Nerve. The Milnar Nerve is very easily affected with just slight pressure from a finger" says Dr. Tad Pohl. "We were surprised that the nerve has become so sensitive for many people and we really need to come up with a plan to either protect or numb the nerve for the so far thousands of sufferers."
It turns out that the nerve has mutated over the years and most of the affected are younger then age 30, although it seems anyone can be at risk. "There is a way to determine how sensitive the nerve ending is" Dr. Pohl says, "Depending on your age and how sensitive the nerve is, we may also be able to determine how you may be affected in the future." Dr. Pohl continues, "Take your left pinky and place it behind your left ear lobe so the pad of your finger feels flush with your skin. The right-top side of your pinky should feel your skull bone. Next take any finger from your other hand and gently touch the end of your nose. With even pressure gently but firmly push both fingers in the direction of the other and then hold it for 5 seconds. Try this a couple of times to make sure you are aligned properly. If you have a feeling similar to that of the Ulnar Nerve (Funny bone) then you may be at risk and should contact your doctor." Several of us tried the experiment and luckily had no one feel the affect. We then asked the Doctor what if any could the long term affects be and should those who have the sensation be worried? He said, "Your primary concern should be that if someone sees you trying this experiment you will be at risk of looking silly and being gullible."
It turns out that the nerve has mutated over the years and most of the affected are younger then age 30, although it seems anyone can be at risk. "There is a way to determine how sensitive the nerve ending is" Dr. Pohl says, "Depending on your age and how sensitive the nerve is, we may also be able to determine how you may be affected in the future." Dr. Pohl continues, "Take your left pinky and place it behind your left ear lobe so the pad of your finger feels flush with your skin. The right-top side of your pinky should feel your skull bone. Next take any finger from your other hand and gently touch the end of your nose. With even pressure gently but firmly push both fingers in the direction of the other and then hold it for 5 seconds. Try this a couple of times to make sure you are aligned properly. If you have a feeling similar to that of the Ulnar Nerve (Funny bone) then you may be at risk and should contact your doctor." Several of us tried the experiment and luckily had no one feel the affect. We then asked the Doctor what if any could the long term affects be and should those who have the sensation be worried? He said, "Your primary concern should be that if someone sees you trying this experiment you will be at risk of looking silly and being gullible."
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Manning brothers fight - Peyton cries
At a family dinner this past weekend it was reported that Peyton Manning and his younger brother Eli were having dinner at their parents home prior to both of their Sunday football games and had a fight. There is no secret the two are competitive with each other as most brothers are. Although with the younger brother just off a Super Bowl win and a winning record to start off the season, tention between the two is high as Peyton's team is struggling.
It isn't known exactly what was said but a source reports the two squared off like a couple of 8 year olds girls with cheeks turned and eyes closed, vigerously squaring off with a two-handed slapping match. Thier mother tried to interject and when Eli's finger poked Peyton in the eye he began to cry and called him a "ninny"! Peyton then cussed and was dragged by his ear to his room by his mommy. He had to stay in his room for the remainder of his visit and he didn't get dessert.
The next day Eli's Giants won and Peyton's Colts lost.
It isn't known exactly what was said but a source reports the two squared off like a couple of 8 year olds girls with cheeks turned and eyes closed, vigerously squaring off with a two-handed slapping match. Thier mother tried to interject and when Eli's finger poked Peyton in the eye he began to cry and called him a "ninny"! Peyton then cussed and was dragged by his ear to his room by his mommy. He had to stay in his room for the remainder of his visit and he didn't get dessert.
The next day Eli's Giants won and Peyton's Colts lost.
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Only 30% of all humans can flare their nostrals!
In a recent study at Harvard University a shocking discovery has emerged. It turns out that only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. What is even more shocking is that in primates almost 50% have this ability. Top scientists from around the world are flocking to the U.S. to try and refute this evidence. Dr. Nosenstein was the first to publicize the findings and the response was not favorable. "We had thousands of calls and people are outraged" said Nosenstein.
"We decided to invite anyone who was willing so we could show them the results as well as to conduct a few experiments. We had 723 people arrive and as it turns out only 216 of them could flare their nostrils (about 30%). To solidify our findings we took 20 random participants to 14 different zoo's and with a simple command were able to have 17 of the 36 apes tested flare their nostrils."
The impact of this finding may lead to a whole new theory on evolution. Did humans actually de-evolve from apes and humans are a weaker species?
Whatever the findings most scientist conclude that if the wrong sort of monkeys find out about this study there could be a huge uproar from the primate community. There are many organizations out there that would love to have the apes recognized this way, but without the correct documentation there is no hard proof and the apes would simply go about their daily lives as normal. Although many now are recommending that families stock up on bananas...just to be safe.
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