All across the United States and Canada this years Deer Hunting Season (or "Harvest") has seen a record number of kills. Many hunters are reaching their maximum number of deer each season (bow, rifle and muzzle loader) and this has brought to light a potential concern: too much deer meat.
Game Wardens across several States and Provence's have been scrambling to decide what to do with all of the extra meat so that it does not go to waste. A lot is given to shelters but the supply this year overwhelms the demand.
In comes the McDonald's Cooperation with its cape on.
As soon as they caught wind of this the McDonald's Corp. send freezer trucks to every State and Provence that has a deer hunting seasons (and in some cases several trucks) and parked them at popular weighing/check in stations and offered to take any deer, cut up or whole. When one truck fills up another is there waiting so no meat will go to waste.
Introducing the McBambi Burger!
There has been some controversy on not only McDonald's selling deer meat burgers but in the name as well. We were told that originally the burger was going to be called the McVenison Burger, but in there test groups more opted for the McBambi Burger as many found humor in the title and that seemed to attract those who would opt for the burger.
There are many who are disgusted by this and protests in front of McDonald's Headquarters appeared immediately.
"There is no reason for all of the anger." says McDonald's Corp. Representative Roland McDoogle. "All we are doing is gathering excess meat so it doesn't go to waste. We did give a lot of the meat away to the food shelters and believe it or not we had complaints. By freezing and distributing the meat in the same way we do with cattle we are making sure no deer is killed for the sole purpose of just being killed."
"This is an outrage!" exclaimed Betty Grufind. "I refuse to eat anything from McDonald's ever again! They should be ashamed!"
Although there have been many complaints McDonald's is going forward with the McBambi Burger and the burger will be available until the meat is gone.
4 comments:
Where does the line start, I'll eat it as long as it tastes better than the crap they normally serve.
BTW for those unfortunate souls who have never eaten venison, I laugh at you for it is delicious!
I used to enjoy deer meat back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not so much anymore. Now I am a world class magician !
Rob, I've said it before and I'll say it again.
You are a funny guy!
Another thing that people don't really take into account is that part about the "freezer trucks". I didn't know nothing about it. I would like to read each entry across this blog and i will do it!
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