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An Ode to the Twinkie



Oh Twinkie! my Twinkie! How sad I am when you are gone

I hold you in my hands so softly...singing you a song

Your color gleams so gold; my heart have you just won

Your filling oh so sweet till all the cream filling is finally done

Oh Twinkie! my Twinkie! The captain of the shelf.

When all others have expired you remain fresh all by your self

No dust shall enter your domain, until the cellophane tears with ease

Then the eating shall commence with a nice side of sharp cheddar cheese!





3 comments:

Brian said...

Haha, I love Twinkies. I like your blog and now I'm hungry.

Brian
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Darth Rob said...

Great poem, I feel the urge to try a Twinkie w/ Cheddar!

Teb said...

I haven't had a Twinkie in forever. I wasn't sure if they even still made them. Cool blog, thanks for the comment.

-Teb

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