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Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon Inflates Incorrectly - Ronald McDonald Balloon Reveals his "Private Parts".


In what is going down as the biggest embarrassment in the Macy's Day Thanksgiving Parade, an inflation malfunction or a design malfunction on the Ronald McDonald balloon has many in an uproar. The malfunction in the balloon reveals the popular clowns private area and gives the appearance of him having a bulge in his neither-region.
As each balloon is carefully inspected and during rehearsal inflated, the assumption is a malfunction in the balloon itself must have occurred on the final inflation on Thanksgiving Day. Everything had gone perfect in rehearsals so no one bothered to re-inspect the balloon before entering the streets of Manhattan for the parade, or at the very least to look up.
It didn't take long to realize what had happened as the thousands of people lining the streets were pointing up at the Ronald McDonald balloon; many in hysterics, many diverting children's eyes, and many disgusted. Due to all of the networks, the advertising and the performances all being on a perfectly timed schedule there was nothing that could be done but to proceed with the parade and continue down the assigned route. No one has yet to claim responsibility for the incident and it is still unclear whether this was truly a malfunction or a very well thought out and well put-together prank.

Either way there is only silence coming from the Macy's and McDonald's camps up to this point.



3 comments:

Argentum Vulgaris said...

BT, This isn't as bad as the Pikachoo on my NotNormal Blog its a real shinah

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Darth Rob said...

Ronalds packin eh? Oh well something for mommy to do while the kiddies are in playland.

HektikLyfe said...

I can't believe not a mention of the size of his shoe?

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