If you have never seen National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation then you should go and rent it right away. It is easily in the top 10 of Christmas Movies. One of the funniest portions of the movie is when the lead character, Clark W. Griswold (played by Chevy Chase) is a little upset about his Christmas bonus. Below is the text dialogue and if you would like to listen to to it click here http://www.box.net/public/hgqmqmje9i Merry Christmas!
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me. I have one……..I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap lying no-good rotten four-flushing low-life snake-licking dirt-eating inbred overstuffed ignorant blood-sucking dog-kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fat-ass bug-eyed stiff-legged spotty-lipped worm-headed sack of monkey shit He IS! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
3 comments:
Thanks Twinkey. I needed that. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
We're going to press on, and we're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kay!"
I love this movie. I agree -- top 10 best holiday movie (although I saw MSN or yahoo rated it as one of the worst -- they suck!)
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